subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://mattlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://mattlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://mattlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://alderlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://alderlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://alderlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://lernerandrowe.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://lernerandrowe.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://lernerandrowe.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://5280injury.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://5280injury.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://5280injury.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://naqvilaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://naqvilaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://naqvilaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://mccreadylaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://mccreadylaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://mccreadylaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://turleylawfirm.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://turleylawfirm.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://turleylawfirm.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://meeshamoultonlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://meeshamoultonlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://meeshamoultonlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://malmanlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://malmanlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://malmanlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://richardharrislaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://richardharrislaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://richardharrislaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://mayorlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://mayorlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://mayorlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://roseninjury.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://roseninjury.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://roseninjury.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://derricklawfirm.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://derricklawfirm.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://derricklawfirm.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://hammerslawfirm.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://hammerslawfirm.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://hammerslawfirm.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://kurtthompsonlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://kurtthompsonlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://kurtthompsonlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://maherlawfirm.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://maherlawfirm.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://maherlawfirm.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://perazzolaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://perazzolaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://perazzolaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://toddminerlaw.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://toddminerlaw.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://toddminerlaw.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.
subjectyour website is a war crime
<div style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#222222;line-height:1.6;max-width:640px">
<p style="color:#222222">Hey,</p>
<p style="color:#222222">I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, <b>so stay with me for four sentences.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Now the part where I make up for it: <b>I rebuilt the whole thing.</b> It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><a href="https://farahandfarah.waybetter.agency" style="color:#1155cc"><b>https://farahandfarah.waybetter.agency</b></a></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's <b>a working website with your cases and your name on it</b>, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.</p>
<p style="color:#222222"><b>They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Two ways this goes:</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.</p>
<p style="color:#222222">You don't hate it. <b>Then we talk.</b></p>
<p style="color:#222222">Mohamed</p>
<p style="color:#222222">P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. <b>There is one link. It's already done.</b> Just look at the thing.</p>
</div>
Hey,
I'm going to say something rude and then immediately make up for it, so stay with me for four sentences.
Your website looks like it was built by a guy who was also on the phone with his mother at the time. It has the visual energy of a dentist's waiting room in 2009. I looked at it and felt physically unwell.
Now the part where I make up for it: I rebuilt the whole thing. It's finished, it's online, and it's sitting here:
https://farahandfarah.waybetter.agency
Go look. I'll wait. That's not a mockup or a "concept", that's a working website with your cases and your name on it, and I built it for a firm that has never heard of me and never asked.
Why would anyone do that? Because I'm 6,000 miles away in Morocco with no referrals, no network and no reputation, so I can either send you a nice email about my "process" like every other agency, or I can just do the work and let you see it. I picked the one that's insane.
Here's what actually bothers me though. You win cases, that part's obvious. But somebody at 2am, freshly rear-ended, in pain, on a cracked phone, lands on your site and sees a stock photo of a gavel and a form. Then they land on the firm down the street, who couldn't try a case to save their life, and that site makes them feel held.
They hire the worse lawyer. Because of a website. That's the war crime.
Two ways this goes:
You hate it. Tell me I'm an idiot with bad taste, I vanish forever, and honestly the insult would be a fun email to receive.
You don't hate it. Then we talk.
Mohamed
P.S. Yes, "unknown Moroccan man rebuilt your website without permission" reads exactly like a scam. That's why I'm not asking you for a call, a meeting, or your credit card. There is one link. It's already done. Just look at the thing.